LexiCorp. a division of Mic Alche is proud to present their latest and finest product yet, The Formula. This ground breaking product will revolutionize the cosmetics industry as we know it. Claims have been made before regarding erasing blemishes and wrinkles, but The Formula actually turns back time and removes all blemishes to give you absolutely perfect skin with all natural ingredients. From Mother Nature to you. Perfect, flawless skin. We have come upon a new age, an age where you can be the most perfect you conceivable.
What could possibly go wrong?